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Title: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on April 08, 2006, 03:27:58 AM or you could ask a question here...whatever ails you...life,love or the universe...
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Sabrina Peyton on April 08, 2006, 10:02:33 AM Why does our cat eat paper.
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Casey Cosker on April 08, 2006, 02:55:11 PM Where's my wallet?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on April 09, 2006, 09:19:05 AM Sould I give Casey Back his Wallet?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on April 09, 2006, 12:17:34 PM Why does our cat eat paper.
On a diet. Where's my wallet? In your sex-toy drawer, where you left it. Should I give Casey Back his Wallet? I think he'd prefer his toys back. Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on April 10, 2006, 09:02:51 AM Never. the toys Have my Brand on them now.
Can I touch my Toes? Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on April 19, 2006, 02:37:53 AM Can I touch my Toes?
If you've been to prison, yes you can. Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on April 20, 2006, 02:18:29 AM What are you wearing?
And can I come over? :-* Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on April 22, 2006, 11:25:41 AM What are you wearing?
a frown... And can I come over? that reminds me...where did I put my knuckledusters? Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Russell H on April 27, 2006, 03:12:33 AM Over WHAT, exactly?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on April 27, 2006, 03:13:42 AM Over WHAT, exactly?
...now I'll definitely need those knuckledusters Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on April 27, 2006, 03:54:08 AM What is the best way to take out a man with knuckledusters and leave him mostly unspoilt?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on April 28, 2006, 02:35:31 AM What is the best way to take out a man with knuckledusters and leave him mostly unspoilt?
I don't advocate violence, I believe in the art of fighting without fighting... ...chin or groin. Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Russell H on April 28, 2006, 08:12:47 AM Quote from: Mark Hall on April 27, 2006, 03:54:08 AM What is the best way to take out a man with knuckledusters and leave him mostly unspoilt? Dinner and a movie. Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Casey Cosker on May 03, 2006, 10:35:17 PM Will I ever have a period in my life when there isn't work to do?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: John Davidson on May 04, 2006, 12:46:28 AM yes, but you'll be too old to enjoy it.
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on May 04, 2006, 02:57:30 AM Will I ever have a period in my life when there isn't work to do?
Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes... Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on May 05, 2006, 06:34:56 AM When will the Zombie horde come? :(
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: John Davidson on May 05, 2006, 12:49:53 PM why am I so disorganised ?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on May 08, 2006, 03:56:27 AM When will the Zombie horde come?
They've been and gone brother (until the next Elections that is) why am I so disorganised ? Its the way you were put together...batteries not included Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Casey Cosker on May 08, 2006, 08:50:42 AM Hello?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on May 09, 2006, 02:40:41 AM Hello?
Hello Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Peyton on May 09, 2006, 02:46:55 AM Goodbye
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Casey Cosker on May 10, 2006, 07:27:16 PM Why isn't my job paying me this month?
Does the job title "park ranger" have anywhere near the sex appeal of "international man of mystery"? Can I have a beer, please? Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on May 11, 2006, 03:02:07 AM Why isn't my job paying me this month?
economies of scale Does the job title "park ranger" have anywhere near the sex appeal of "international man of mystery"? only in the wet folds of your brain, my fiend... Can I have a beer, please? I ain't the barman, so peanuts to you Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Casey Cosker on May 11, 2006, 02:22:34 PM Is Snakes on a Plane going to be anywhere near as good as it looks?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on May 12, 2006, 02:34:35 AM Is Snakes on a Plane going to be anywhere near as good as it looks?
Oh yeah Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on May 12, 2006, 06:44:13 AM If I kill my Familly will i get away with it?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Casey Cosker on May 12, 2006, 07:52:14 PM Why does my car swirve wildly out of control when I slam on the breaks?
Why doesn't my car door lock? Why does my car shake when I go faster than 60MPH? Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Matt Kamen on May 13, 2006, 02:40:31 AM Quote from: Casey Cosker on May 12, 2006, 07:52:14 PM Why does my car shake when I go faster than 60MPH? It's because of your flux capacitor initiating as you approach 88mph. Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on May 13, 2006, 03:19:55 AM If I kill my Familly will i get away with it?
if you hadn't asked me and moved to another planet, maybe. Why does my car swirve wildly out of control when I slam on the breaks? if you were using your brakes and not your breaks then perhaps things would be smoothier Why doesn't my car door lock? Damnit Jim, I'm a genius, not a mechanic Why does my car shake when I go faster than 60MPH? nerves... Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Casey Cosker on May 15, 2006, 09:59:01 PM Can I have a hug?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on May 16, 2006, 02:47:47 AM Can I have a hug?
hypothetically yes... Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on May 17, 2006, 02:01:51 AM Can I have his Hug?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on May 17, 2006, 02:47:22 AM Can I have his Hug?
...I blame Brokeback Mountain... Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on February 03, 2007, 11:22:32 AM jurassic-length bump
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: stephen wesman on February 03, 2007, 01:47:10 PM What?
When? Where? Why? How? Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on February 04, 2007, 05:00:03 AM Quote from: stephen wesman on February 03, 2007, 01:47:10 PM What? When? Where? Why? How? Been there, done that. :p Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on February 15, 2007, 03:00:26 AM Should it be Blue or Red?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on February 15, 2007, 05:30:37 AM Quote from: Mark Hall on February 15, 2007, 03:00:26 AM Should it be Blue or Red? as long as we ain't talking about underpants or edible bodypaint, then I say green... Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: Mark Hall on February 16, 2007, 09:31:05 AM Why didn't you know what I was Talking about?
Title: Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) Post by: mo ali on February 18, 2007, 07:11:24 AM Quote from: Mark Hall on February 16, 2007, 09:31:05 AM Why didn't you know what I was Talking about? Ignorance is bliss
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