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General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
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on: May 13, 2006, 03:19:55 AM
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If I kill my Familly will i get away with it?
if you hadn't asked me and moved to another planet, maybe.
Why does my car swirve wildly out of control when I slam on the breaks?
if you were using your brakes and not your breaks then perhaps things would be smoothier
Why doesn't my car door lock?
Damnit Jim, I'm a genius, not a mechanic
Why does my car shake when I go faster than 60MPH?
nerves...
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General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
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on: May 11, 2006, 03:02:07 AM
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Why isn't my job paying me this month?
economies of scale
Does the job title "park ranger" have anywhere near the sex appeal of "international man of mystery"?
only in the wet folds of your brain, my fiend...
Can I have a beer, please?
I ain't the barman, so peanuts to you
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