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31  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) on: May 08, 2006, 03:56:27 AM
When will the Zombie  horde come?

They've been and gone brother (until the next Elections that is)


why am I so disorganised ?

Its the way you were put together...batteries not included
32  General Category / Books & Comic Books / Re: Currently Reading: Books on: May 04, 2006, 03:18:52 AM
you could be reading me......I've got a (very) short story called 'Garbage Moon' coming out in "Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens" magazine issue 4, aka the Absurdist Journal :

www.absurdistjournal.com

33  General Category / Films & TV / Re: Summer Films - What are you looking forward to? on: May 04, 2006, 03:13:53 AM
Superman because its, well, Superman...
34  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) on: May 04, 2006, 02:57:30 AM
Will I ever have a period in my life when there isn't work to do?


Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes...
35  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) on: April 28, 2006, 02:35:31 AM
What is the best way to  take out a man with knuckledusters and leave him mostly unspoilt?

I don't advocate violence, I believe in the art of fighting without fighting...


...chin or groin.
36  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) on: April 27, 2006, 03:13:42 AM
Over WHAT, exactly?

...now I'll definitely need those knuckledusters
37  General Category / Films & TV / My Name is Earl on: April 23, 2006, 10:16:22 AM
anyone been watching this? its pretty funny
38  General Category / General Discussion / Re: So I just spent £160 at comic shops today on: April 22, 2006, 11:26:42 AM
most I ever spent was about £40...because I got Frank Miller's 300...
39  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) on: April 22, 2006, 11:25:41 AM
What are you wearing?


a frown...



And can I come over?

that reminds me...where did I put my knuckledusters?
40  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) on: April 19, 2006, 02:37:53 AM
Can I touch my Toes?

If you've been to prison, yes you can.
41  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Introduce yourself! on: April 18, 2006, 04:36:15 AM
what IS it about doctors? anyway
42  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Doctor Who Caption on: April 13, 2006, 07:15:29 AM
"And you thought Raxacoricofallapatorius was a mouthful!"

43  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Doctor Who Caption on: April 13, 2006, 07:07:39 AM
"Fantastic!!"
44  General Category / General Discussion / Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) on: April 09, 2006, 12:17:34 PM
Why does our cat eat paper.

On a diet.


Where's my wallet?


In your sex-toy drawer, where you left it.


Should I give Casey Back his Wallet?

I think he'd prefer his toys back.
45  General Category / General Discussion / Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle) on: April 08, 2006, 03:27:58 AM
or you could ask a question here...whatever ails you...life,love or the universe...
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