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mo ali
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Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« on: April 08, 2006, 03:27:58 AM »

or you could ask a question here...whatever ails you...life,love or the universe...
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2006, 10:02:33 AM »

Why does our cat eat paper.
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2006, 02:55:11 PM »

Where's my wallet?
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2006, 09:19:05 AM »

Sould I give Casey Back his Wallet?
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2006, 12:17:34 PM »

Why does our cat eat paper.

On a diet.


Where's my wallet?


In your sex-toy drawer, where you left it.


Should I give Casey Back his Wallet?

I think he'd prefer his toys back.
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2006, 09:02:51 AM »

Never. the toys Have my Brand on them now.

Can I touch my Toes?
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2006, 02:37:53 AM »

Can I touch my Toes?

If you've been to prison, yes you can.
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2006, 02:18:29 AM »

What are you wearing?

And can I come over? Kiss
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2006, 11:25:41 AM »

What are you wearing?


a frown...



And can I come over?

that reminds me...where did I put my knuckledusters?
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 03:12:33 AM »

Over WHAT, exactly?
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2006, 03:13:42 AM »

Over WHAT, exactly?

...now I'll definitely need those knuckledusters
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2006, 03:54:08 AM »

What is the best way to  take out a man with knuckledusters and leave him mostly unspoilt?
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2006, 02:35:31 AM »

What is the best way to  take out a man with knuckledusters and leave him mostly unspoilt?

I don't advocate violence, I believe in the art of fighting without fighting...


...chin or groin.
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2006, 08:12:47 AM »

What is the best way to  take out a man with knuckledusters and leave him mostly unspoilt?

Dinner and a movie.
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Re: Ask ali (the fractalmatter oracle)
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2006, 10:35:17 PM »

Will I ever have a period in my life when there isn't work to do?
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